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THE ILLUSIVE MIGUEL JACKSON
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THE SON OF SAM'S DOG!
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THE SON OF SAM'S DOG!

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NAME: Satàn
NICKNAMES: "The Pooch of Pain"
HIEGHT: 7" (to the shoulder)
WIEGHT: 22lbs
EYE COLOR: Red
FUR COLOR: Brown and white
FAVORITE COLOR: Black


BRIEF DISCRIPTION: This dog drove the Son of Sam Killer to kill; he told him to. Even more disturbing, he drove Ron Popiel out of him house! He still haunts the house that our savior lived in. "¡MI CASA ES PEREZOSO!", he cries. Who knows what this twisted satanic language means. Ron says, "I still can hear him, ecspecially in my dreams." He says he dreams are riddled with images of murder, fire, destruction, and that annoying dog from the Beggin' Strips commercial. He tortures Ron and always will.....

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¡MI CASA ES PEREZOSA!

¡MI CASA ES PEREZOSA!